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Moving

2010-02-20T03:11:00.000-08:00

Alright new blog, deleting this one in 24-48 hours... http://antagonistmemoirs.blogspot.com/ follow me if you will folks.

Lemonade Stand

2010-02-16T11:08:00.000-08:00

So I've decided to try out that detox thing... you know, the one with the Lemonade, Cheyenne pepper, and maple syrup? Not right now, but I bought a juicer online to create the perfect lemonade and decided to do this soon after. If you don't know about the detox, you drink that concoction [there's an actual proper recipe] in place of your meals 3 or 4 a day. It lasts a minimum of ten days. I'll try that and if I feel like I can keep going, I shall do so. Absolutely NO SOLID FOODS...then when you're done you have to start slowly, first eating soups then small fruits and stuff...slowly getting back to big foods or you could hurt yourself or something.

I will keep you guys posted when I start, however I haven't started because I bought the juicer online so I have to wait until that gets here... so I'm enjoying this last week of solid foods.

This is an early freestyle my friend and I wrote...when we were

2010-02-13T23:04:00.000-08:00

This is an early freestyle my friend and I wrote...when we were socially awkward

We'll knock em on the ground..knock em on the ground!

they're goin down....theyre goin down

Make em really frown make em really frown

no prisoners show no mercy!

their feelings til theyre thirsty!

Gossip Everywhere..make them cry cause we don't care!

the line..walk the border-

Give that girl an eatin disorder!

Racist Spider Pig Edition

2010-02-13T22:45:00.000-08:00

Back in high school I wanted to be an architect so I was in class with 13 other guys... one day we all decided that Charlotte's Web was a racist movie.

There the BLACK spider was doing all this hard work saving the WHITE (yes if you watch it you will notice he was way lighter than the other pigs) pig's life...everyone seemed to be so fascinated by the pig...and all his TERRIFIC, RADIANT, HUMBLE...ness Come on!! I have said before no one ever thought to notice "hey there's a spider writing country explicit adjectives in a web" but I am sure thats something you see everyday Then Charlotte the BLACK widow spider had to give up her food because it made Wilbur the WHITE pig faint...punk..After all it was called CHARLOTTE'S web, but did they ever give her credit? Noo...lets all cheer for the WHITE pig. Charlotte had all those babies with no male...another great thing...she was an Asexual black widow...but did anybody care?! Nope...Wilbur is the real victim here... he just wasn't meant to be bacon...

BLACK Spider dies in the end. Why did she have to die and the pig got to live as long as he wanted?!

I Live on The Fourth Floor

2010-02-06T10:50:00.000-08:00

Whilst the snow is half way over floor one...I sit here and think about life and become more and more enraged at the fact that no one's trying to deliver food in this blizzard, I figured I'd blog but then I realized I could be working studiously so...here, another video; this one was discovered yesterday and I sent it to all of my hip hop friends... Phil sent it to her friends because she got to drop the "n" bomb....

While I'm Being Black...

2010-02-01T18:38:00.000-08:00

Zim's girlfriend posted this on her twitter... I thought it was hilarious because it always happens to Zim and he's the nicest person ever ~~except when he says he's gonna kill me~~

This is Why I'm Not Around...

2010-01-22T22:10:00.000-08:00

My class schedule is as follows:

Monday:
9:00-10:15
10:30-11:45
1:30-2:45
3:00-4:15

Tuesday:
9:00-10:15

Wednesday:
9:00-10:15
10:30-11:45
1:30-2:45
3:00-4:15
4:30-7:10

Thursday:
9:00-10:15

So yeah, a tad busy...when I get things under control...I'll return. Hell all of you have been on a hiatus so don't judge me.

Uh Yeah.

2010-01-09T22:13:00.000-08:00

Quick birthday recap

sinus attack
surprise party
people from school and people i havent seen in 3 years
intoxication
me hopping on stage and singing with the live band
me doing that a lot
the bartender singing to me
another bartender buying my a long island ice tea for my birthday
falling out infront of the bathroom
falling out in the chair
being carried to the car by my dad
caressing my friend's hand
learning that all the bad things appear when you look left
had a dream about beating up kids

21...we finally meet

That Is Uncalled For[ehead] Birthday Edition!

2010-01-05T09:19:00.000-08:00

Well folks, if you didn't know... it's my birthday[Score + 1]! It is also Luvvie's birthday[Score +5] over at http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/ so celebrate! Since it is my birthday, the first have is being spent in fluffy red Mickey Mouse pajama pants ~~sexy...right?~~ everyone is being all "surprise party" like right now so I shall just share the birthday thus far.

At approximately 12:00am, The Sir called me...this man is supposed to be my better half and HE DID NOT tell me happy birthday! Expecting those to be the first words out of his mouth, when they were not...someone beeped in and I clicked over without even warning him and it was Zim [click here to see him] called me, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Did I say it first!?" He was pumped, and so was I.

Back to the Sir... I got nothing...one by one people called, texted, facebooked, tweeted, etc. I hung up on him.

I go to sleep and at 3:45am I get a phone call it goes like this

Me: Hello
Female: Is this Robyn?
Me: Yeah...
Female:[read this fast with a bama accent, thats how it sounded] Hi, this is ******* I saw the text conversation you had with [enter her boyfriend/my ex] and I'd appreciate it if you didn't call him again because I don't want to have to kick somebody's ass.
Me: K, I'm going back to bed now[click]

Let me say that was a strategic move on her part. Calling me while I was partially conscious; I wasn't aware of what was going on until later this morning. So things I would have said:

You must mean you're going to kick ****'s ass.
Do I know you?
B*tch wish me a happy birthday or get the f*ck off of the phone.
What text conversation? The one where he was praising my naked body[keeps trying to get me to sneak over to his abode and have recess] and I said he couldn't do that because we were both in relationships? Reevaluate YOUR relationship
...I do, what I want.

And so on and so forth. I decided I was going to tell her these things today on the ~~civil~~ place of chat[facebook]...I find her page after going to his page, and notice that her hairline is running from her face. I couldn't help but put all my focus on her fore by forehead. I mean this thing was in HD, hopping out the screen at me and everything. Well, my parents taught me, if you don't have anything nice to say...somebody's gonna cry. I simply walked away[read: clicked home].

Boy it's been eventful thus far. Tomorrow I shall share actual birthday activities.

Oh and if you were wondering, The Sir finally said Happy Birthday at 4:27am...then planned our future. The nerve of this man, to love me...who does he think he is!?

Yeah, So

2009-12-24T20:47:00.000-08:00

Santa's coming in about three hours and I'm ready. ...why?

I forgot what I asked for.
I've been ~~nau...~~ nice all damn year!
I've had some wine so I'm winding down...
Um, I can't think of anything else...

Oh, my birthday is in January by the way, and my early gift has been given. I'm going to Vegas. I shall share my flight itinerary with you guys later, just in case you're a terrorist. I shall share it after I land. I don't know what I want to do yet except touch a dolphin and see a naked man...or as my cousin refers to it... some thick beef cake.

Have a happy holiday folks

P.S. Jews must be pissed right now with all the Christmas commercialism going on right now.